She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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