Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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