Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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