i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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