Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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