Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
