stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
how does that bad decision feel?
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