Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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