doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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