Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
