Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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