I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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