Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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