She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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