I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
My first STD was from a foam party
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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