i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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