I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Dignity is for republicans.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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