I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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