I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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