Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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