Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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