went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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