glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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