They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
It's never too late to be topless.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
