I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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