Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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