How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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