I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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