we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
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