i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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