...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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