belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I CAN MOONWALK!
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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