Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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