i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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