no you cant smoke seaweed
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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