This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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