I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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