Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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