i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
