she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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