She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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