FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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