are you so shy because you have an std?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
He did a backflip because drugs
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