Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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