So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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