Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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