it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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