I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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