we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Randomize