My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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