I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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