Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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