I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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