areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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